This Week On myTV38: August 11 - 15
Here is a look at our picks this week for programming on myTV38. See our program guide for the complete schedule of what to watch!
Monday 8/11 - 6:00pm
Two and a Half Men
"Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
Charlie is shocked and horrified to find out that his exes have created a website that exposes all of his faults.
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Charlie: If I don't do something about that website, I'm gonna have to move to Pennsylvania and chase Amish broads. |
Tuesday 8/12 - 7:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
"The Codpiece Topology"
After Leonard sees Penny with another man, he turns to a new woman. However, Sheldon is mad because she is his arch-nemesis.
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Leslie: Hello, dummy. Sheldon: Hello, insufficiently intelligent person. Leslie: Ooh, send me to the burn unit. |
Wednesday 8/13 - 5:00pm
The King of Queens
"The Getaway"
Doug, Carrie, Deacon, and Kelly go to a bed and breakfast together. However, they figure out what song Deacon and Kelly play when they're about to have sex, making things awkward for the two of them.
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Doug: I think I packed too fast. I have seven shirts, twelve pairs of socks, and no pants or underwear. |
Thursday 8/14 - 7:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
"The Maternal Congruence"
Leonard is worried that his relationship may not withstand his mother's visit; meanwhile Sheldon is delighted to see his mom.
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Leonard: Mom, you remember Penny. Beverly: Oh yes, the waitress slash actress with the unresolved father issues. Has he finally come to terms with his 'little slugger' growing breasts? Penny: Well, he sent me a football and a catcher's mitt for Christmas, so I'm going to say no. |
Friday 8/15 - 5:00pm
The King of Queens
"I, Candy"
Carrie thinks its funny how much Doug's attitude changes when a waitress flirts with him. However, she doesn't find it funny anymore after she sees how attractive she is.
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Carrie: So that's what I am? I'm tapestry? Doug: Tapestry is good. It's woven on a loom. You know, a loom? You understand? A loom? Carrie: No, I don't understand, Doug! I mean, you don't see me acting like this. Strangers check me out all the time! I get my ass touched on the subway every day. Doug: Well, then you should wash your ass when you get home. |