This Week On myTV38: November 18-22

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This Week On myTV38
Here is a look at our picks this week for programming on myTV38. See our program guide for the complete schedule of what to watch!

 

Monday 11/18 – 6:00pm

Two-and-a-Half-Men-Logo-100x100Two and a Half Men
“Fart Jokes, Pies, and Celeste”
Jake attempts to woo his ex-girlfriend by writing her a love song. Meanwhile, Alan and Herb try to hide their friendship from Judith because they know she would disapprove.

QUOTE
Alan: Heard any good jokes lately?
Charlie: Yeah. Two brothers are sitting on a couch. One asks “heard any good jokes lately?” And the other brother – get this – sets him on fire.

 

 

Tuesday 11/19 – 5:30pm

How-I-Met-Your-Mother-LogoHow I Met Your Mother
“The Rough Patch”
After Barney and Robin hit a rough patch in their relationship, Lily devises a plan to break them up with the help of Robin’s famous friend.

QUOTE
Marshall: If they can’t stand each other, why don’t they end it?
Ted: Neither one wants to be first. They’re playing relationship chicken.
Marshall: I think Barney ate the relationship chicken.

 

 

Wednesday 11/20 – 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
“The Tangible Affection Proof”
While the guys try to give their girlfriends the perfect Valentine’s Day, Raj and Stuart decide to throw a “lonely people” party at the comic book store.

QUOTE
Penny: It’s so much pressure.
Leonard: I know. That’s why tonight’s gonna be different, because I will be a romance ninja. You don’t see it coming, then it’s “Bam! Romance! Watch out! Hearts! Kisses! Love! Whoo-yah!”
Penny: You know, sometimes I think I’ve made you so much cooler than you used to be, then you go and do that.

 

 

Thursday 11/21 – 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
“The Monster Isolation”
Raj’s date goes terribly wrong when his lady friend walks out on him. Also, Penny is surprised that she is able to impress Sheldon with her acting.

QUOTE
Raj: I was humiliated by yet another woman.
Howard: You didn’t kill her and chop her up, that’s not what we’re smelling, right?

 

 

Friday 11/22 – 5:00pm

Seinfeld-LogoSeinfeld
“The Money”
George grows suspicious of his parents because he thinks they’re sitting on a lot of money. Kramer and Emily deal with their sleeping habits.

QUOTE
Kramer: (fearful) There was a man, he was trying to get into my apartment last night. He was jiggling the doorknob for twenty-five minutes.
Emily: C’mon, it was probably the wind.
Kramer: No, no, no. It was a fearless cat burglar. (pleading) Now listen, you gotta let me sleep here, huh? Y’know, I’ll stay here on my side, and I’ll stuff a sock in my mouth. (panicky) ‘Cos I don’t wanna sleep alone.
Emily: (adamant) Well, I do.

 

 

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