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This Week On myTV38: September 30 - October 4

This Week On myTV38
Here is a look at our picks this week for programming on myTV38. See our program guide for the complete schedule of what to watch!

 

Monday 9/30 - 7:30pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
"The Roommate Transmogrification"
Raj moves in with Sheldon after having to hear his sister and Leonard engage in a Star Trek fantasy in his apartment. Also, the gang teases Howard about being the only one who doesn't have a doctorate.

QUOTE
Leonard: Does Sheldon know you're sleeping in here?
Raj: Are you kidding? He made me sign a waiver, participate in an emergency fire drill, and take a refresher course in CPR. Thank God he had a dummy.
Leonard: Oh yeah, Mouth-to-Mouth Mona. You know she used to date Howard?

 

 

Tuesday 10/1 - 6:00pm

Two-and-a-Half-Men-Logo-100x100Two and a Half Men
"Pie Hole, Herb"
Jake and Alan have to move in with Judith and Herb temporarily because Alan and Charlie got into an argument over a loan.

QUOTE
Charlie: Okay, okay, look, you're not going out to have fun. You never go out to have fun, because you know why? You're not a fun guy!
Alan: Oh, oh, I am very much a fun guy. We just have different definitions of fun, and mine doesn't include urinary tract infections and dry heaving.

 

 

Wednesday 10/2 - 5:00pm

Seinfeld-LogoSeinfeld
"The Penny Remark"
When Jerry's parents come to visit for their 50th anniversary, Jerry makes an inappropriate comment that he fears caused his relative's death.

QUOTE
Kramer: What, you don't think I can, huh?
Jerry: Oh, no, it's not that I don't think you can. I know that you can't and I'm positive that you won't.

 

 

Thursday 10/3 - 5:30pm

How-I-Met-Your-Mother-LogoHow I Met Your Mother
"Everything Must Go"
Barney and Abby stage a fake proposal to get back at Ted, but Abby doesn't know it's fake. Meanwhile, Lily sells some of her paintings so that she and Marshall can repair their floor.

QUOTE
Abby: You know what I hate most about Ted?
Barney: What?
Abby: His hair. His lame, awesome hair. It's so stupid and awesome.

 

 

Friday 10/4 - 6:00pm

Two-and-a-Half-Men-Logo-100x100Two and a Half Men
"A Jock Strap in Hell"
Charlie tries to make amends with one of his former girlfriends who became a stripper by giving her a place to stay and a job.

QUOTE
(Charlie and Delores are praying)
Charlie: Weird, us both being on our knees at the same time.
Delores: Shh.
Charlie: Just saying.

 

 

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