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This Week On myTV38: September 23-27

This Week On myTV38
Here is a look at our picks this week for programming on myTV38. See our program guide for the complete schedule of what to watch!

 

Monday 9/23 - 5:00pm

Seinfeld-LogoSeinfeld
"The Face Painter"
Elaine finds out that the guy she is dating is a face-painting fanatic. Kramer battles with a chimpanzee at the zoo.

QUOTE
Jerry: The one Puddy screamed at in the car?
Elaine: Yeah. He thinks he saw the devil. He won't leave his room in the church basement.
Jerry: Well, that's what you get for getting mixed up with a face painter.

 

 

Tuesday 9/24 - 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
"The Herb Garden Germination"
As an experiment, Sheldon and Amy spread a rumor about their relationship. Also, Howard and Bernadette reach an important milestone in their relationship.

QUOTE
Amy: I described your lovemaking as aloof, but effective.
Sheldon: I wish you hadn't done that! That's going to make me a chick magnet, and I'm so busy as it is.

 

 

Wednesday 9/25 - 5:30pm

How-I-Met-Your-Mother-LogoHow I Met Your Mother
"Ten Sessions"
Ted tries to land a date with his dermatologist Stella, but she repeatedly turns him down. Meanwhile, the receptionist becomes infatuated with him.

QUOTE
Ted: [has a moustache] Hi. Ted Mosby to see Dr. Zinman.
Abby: Hi, Ted. Love the 'stache. You look like a young Tom Selleck, only a million times handsomer.
[picks up phone receiver]
Abby: Dr. Zinman, Magnum here to see you. Just kidding.

 

 

Thursday 9/26 - 6:00pm

Two-and-a-Half-Men-Logo-100x100Two and a Half Men
"A Bag Full of Jawea"
Jake is in danger of suspension after he flips off his teacher. While Alan and Judith try to punish him, Charlie goes out with the teacher in order to shield Jake from trouble.

QUOTE
Alan: [at Jake's school] I don't know what he did, Charlie, the teacher just called, and told me to come get him.
Charlie: Well I want it on the record, if the kid was running a blackjack game under the bleechers, he didn't necessarily get the idea from me. [Alan burns Charlie a 'look'] What! I said he didn't!

 

 

Friday 9/27 - 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
"The Engagement Reaction"
Howard's mom suffers from a heart attack ironically after he tells her that he's getting engaged. Sheldon freaks out over germs after he accidentally drinks Leonard's water.

QUOTE
Sheldon: I gargled with tequila and may have swallowed a teeny bit.
Leonard: You all right?
Sheldon: Fine. Thank you for asking. I love you so much.

 

 

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