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Cape Urologists Offer Free Pizza With Vasectomy

SANDWICH (CBS) – What would you do for a free pizza?

Would you get a vasectomy?

Urology Associates of Cape Cod in Sandwich is kicking off a new promotion to coincide with the start of March Madness Thursday.

If you get a vasectomy there, they’ll get you a free large pizza with one topping from a local parlor afterwards while you recover.

You can also watch the NCAA Basketball Tournament in their office while you recuperate from the procedure.

Practice administrator Evan Cohen told CBSBoston.com that March is the busiest time of the year for vasectomies, which helped give him the idea for the promotion. He added he was looking for ways “to improvise and be different.”

The promotion first appeared on a local Comcast commercial last week, and then again Thursday in newspapers and online.

On a typical day, the practice performs one vasectomy. But on Thursday, the first day of the promotion, business spiked.

“It’s been crazy,” said Cohen.

Cohen added that as of 3 p.m., the practice had set up seven vasectomy consultations specifically due to the ad in Thursday’s newspaper.

The promotion lasts through the entire tourney.

A typical vasectomy costs between $500 and $700 without health insurance.

Comments

One Comment

  1. gramps says:

    Gives ‘new’ meaning to the term….

    ‘Specialty Pizza’!

    gramps

    1. gramps says:

      You’d think they’d give the clients the choice of a free bag of….
      ‘frozen peas’, in liew of ‘Pizza’?

      gramps

      1. TheTruthIn30MinutesOrLess says:

        Has propaganda become the latest topping? So much of the news is made up after the coup and cover up. Unelected officials took over Washington and the media. They think you can’t handle the truth. Fact of the matter is we have no democracy, president, and freedom of press is an illusion.

        Our next election is shaping up to be as big of a sham as the last. Do you know why Sarah Palin’s bus tour was really canceled? Do you know why she stayed 30 miles away from the second debate and chose the death of Steve Jobs to announce that she’s not running? Know what leaked out? Sarah Palin and Cain aren’t in the race for the same reason, the truth leaked out. Search PalinsDirtyLittleSecret for the biggest cover up in history

      2. Floater says:

        Is this covered under nObamaCare? Surely the tax payer should be paying this. With that, everything is free. Free Pizza and Vasectomies for everyone. What a wonderful world we live in. A liberals wet dream.

    2. gramps says:

      I’ll bet ‘Coupon Suzy’ will soon cash in on this!

  2. Matt says:

    Sausage pizza!

    1. gramps says:

      ‘March Maddness’!

      http://www.capecodonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20120315/NEWS/203150316

      gramps…..PS

      Meatballs, would be my ‘free topping’…..

    2. jockomofo says:

      here is today’s daily head-fake by the media, to deflect attention away from Obamm’as failed economic and energy policies. 15% real unemployment, crickets chirping over ANWAR, record #’s on food stamps, and this reporter chooses to write about a $6 pizza promotion?

  3. timma says:

    you probably have only 2 choices, the sausage pizza or the white pizza, the one w/o sauce.

  4. gramps says:

    & why not?

    If anyone needs a ‘Brain Surgeon’…

    YOU DO!

    gramps

  5. C$ says:

    This sound NUTS.

    Zing.

  6. scott says:

    How many toppings do i get on the pizza ??????

    1. CA says:

      Topping is gonna be (meat)BALLS of previous patient…

  7. x says:

    I called them. A secy picked up and said –
    “Urology. Can you hold?”

  8. Jeff says:

    OOOHHH~ a large pizza with one topping!

  9. PJS says:

    you all have gone NUTS, COMMENTS ARE FUNNY

  10. Fanny Forbes Franklen says:

    I think a pizza and a hooker is a better deal.

    http://911essentials.com

  11. Fanny Forbes Franklen says:

    Pizza and a lady of the night is a better combo!

    http://911essentials.com

  12. freecheese says:

    Wooooooooooaah ! Shouldn’t the U.S.Gov’t. pay for the guy to get his nuts snipped ? The dems want us to pay for the pill. Wake up. The Nanny State is upon us !

  13. Garr Obo says:

    If they were offering pig’s feet and watermelon a whole lot more would sign up.

  14. watash60 says:

    Now we have to get the females to do the same thing – get there tubes tied or whatever it is.

    No pills, no abortion, no baby – give this crazy world back to the dinosaurs

  15. Allen says:

    Obamacare in action, yet another violation of our rights. The gov’t constantly violates our rights.
    They violate the 1st Amendment by caging protesters and banning books like “America Deceived II”.
    They violate the 4th and 5th Amendment by allowing TSA to grope you.
    They violate the entire Constitution by starting undeclared wars.
    Impeach Obama, support Ron Paul.
    Last link of “America Deceived II” before it is completely banned:
    http://www.amazon.com/America-Deceived-II-Possession-interrogation/dp/1450257437

  16. Andrew Gooding Jr. says:

    Papa John’s is really going to get tired of people ordering the Vas Deferoni.

  17. caligula says:

    simple marketing lines:

    Have a slice.
    —-
    Want a slice?

    Get a slice, have a slice.
    —-
    You can’t reproduce this deal anywhere!

  18. bill purkins says:

    You’d think there’s gotta be a lot better meat ball jokes in here somewhere, no? Actually, decades ago, I remember laughing about some developing nation government offering a battery operated transistor radio for the same deal. How we laughed.

  19. FN Cee says:

    Too bad the procedure can’t be required to play in the NBA … way too many “B-Ball Babies” without dads … pity …

  20. are we there yet? says:

    They are partnering with other groups in the building to offer the family ATV special!

    Abortion, Tubes tied, and Vasectomy for the whole family!

    The happy couple can choose from a Bruteforce or KFX models to celebrate their new sterilized sex filled child free lives!

  21. Jaygee says:

    Some people aren’t that stupid. Why settle for a pizza when one can get all of those benefits from SSI and welfare for having a bunch of kids with no daddy around.

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