John Kerry Breaks Nose Playing Hockey

January 23, 2012 9:01 PM

Sen. John Kerry with a black eye at the White House Monday.

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BOSTON (CBS) – Senator John Kerry surprised a few people at the Boston Bruins Stanley Cup ceremony at the White House Monday afternoon.

The 68-year-old senator had two black eyes and a swollen nose.

His spokeswoman Whitney Smith told WBZ-TV Kerry broke his nose playing ice hockey recently.

Watch Kerry at the event:

Smith would not elaborate.

There has been no comment from Kerry yet.

Last year, Senator Kerry participated in the annual lawmakers versus lobbyists hockey game which raised over $100,000 for the Fort Dupont Ice Hockey Club and the Fort Dupont Ice Hockey Arena.

This year’s game will be held Sunday March 4.

Kerry played hockey throughout high school and college.

Jay

Is that what they call getting bet up now?

Daddy Molech

The Skull and Bones ceremony got a little rough last time, lol.
Alice Ramirez

LOL!!!
Christie Restore America

PLEASE, this is obvious post plastic surgery bruising. Hilarious.

Wolfman Jones

Yeah, he’s already tried botox!!! :-)
unsheepled1

But nothing improved on that face…
freecheese

No. No plastic surgery. He’s still has that Gloria “All-Red-In-Face” Allred ‘turkey neck.’ Should have worn a turtle neck sweater, and Charlie Scheen shades, and walked around chanting, “Dig it, Man?”
Looks like Mrs. Ketchup threw a whole bunch of tomato cans at him.
Larson

BINGO. One black eye = fight or accident. Two black eyes = plastic surgery.
Freedomhawk

I bet your right. How many 68 year old people play hockey? They think we are stupid.
edmiller

old war wounds that never healed
jon

Everything that can be done is being done…
mrsharfer

Good call, The massive bags he usually sports aren’t there any more.
Rachel

Absolutely is plastic surgery bruising. Look at the SIDES of his eyes. Swollen from a bad Botox injection. Someone ought to tell him….Botox won’t help you when you look like Lurch on your best day.
John Max

Christie,

You are right. Reality must have hit him in the face.

Pat F.

Rhinoplasty.

Anything else is a lie.

james polecat

plastic surgery, no doubt
Abilene

Probably true. Pelosi has good contacts.
grnma

you are right…he also got a chin reduction a couple of years ago…

CA Dolfan

LOL!
unsheepled1

that’s what I figured… Remember Bush’s black eye? Skull & Bones for sure!
lcs

With a hockey stick.
Whackamole

I like it !
tomas

about time someone beat the crap out of him!

Marine72

Thank you.

David Lanham

Hockey, my a**.
jim masterson

another liberal wussy, couldn’t fight his way out of a paper bag. Just like JFK, another Mass. guy who spent 6 months in a combat zone, came home with all his limbs, what’s up with that crap?? Plus he throws a baseball like a wussy, any wonder he’s such a ligh-weigth, same with the big-earred clown in the WH, if you can’t throw a baseball you’re not an American.

Skyshoes

The Swift Skaters for Teabgger “truth” will not let this stand.

Who Cares

You soooo beat me to that comment. Great one.
trevieze

Wife caught him drinking out of the toilet and slammed the lid on his head.
gussier

i was SO going to say that!
xiphos

Would loved to have been playing in that “hockey game”.
Game Misconduct!
farmgirl1976

Can anyone say Theresa Heinz Kerry?
Where has she been since the campaign failed?
REHAB??? MMM?
farmgirl1976

“Bet up?” Do you mean “Beat Up?”
I think he had a face lift!
No shame in that….not after the Swift Boaters!
bikertrash

Maybe it was little,sweet Theresa having enough of this pompous ass and beating the crap out of him.that’s more like it.
Dave Turner

Nah, he can’t dodge ketchup bottles like he used to be able to.
notalib

Thumbs up!! Funny.
Abilene

He probably mentioned Teresa’s wide butt.
mrunpc

Not sure about that…she’s even worse than HE is on every count, as hard as that sounds to believe.

Never buy Heinz ANYthing, especially Ketchup…Hunts or any other that’s available.

http://www.zazzle.com/mrunpc*
ANTI-Obama/Democrat/Commie/Union stickers, etc.
Gary N

Will he ask for another Purple Heart for these injuries?
Josh Biggs

There is no word yet on whether Kerry plans to put himself in for another Purple Heart.

lgroebe

When did he put in for those purple eyes?

Dave

Lord knows there’s a lot of us out here that would like to assault him or his ole lady with a ketchup bottle….nice they’re saving us the trouble.
Frank Johnson

He will probably write himself up for another Purple Heart like he did in Vietnam
Frank Johnson

He will probably write himself up for another Purple Heart likehe did in Vietnam
John F’ing Kerry

Then he would be walking funny too, Aaayyy yi yi.
Oh my sphincter!!!
311

i agree
ironage

I think his wife threw a bottle of ketchup at him.
Paul

Is this where I get me a Hockey Stick?
Steven

GEEZE, THE GUY ALREADY LOOKED LIKE FRANKENSTEIN. HE DIDN’T NEED THIS TO ADD TO THE LOOK!
Dee Molter

Let’s give him a purple heart.
demsvoteblindly

When Ted Kennedy showed up like this, the first concern was did the Dem party need to send anyone out to pick up the dead body out of the lake and to hide him till he could pass a breath test.
Leslie

He did not get that playing hockey. No way.
Rocco

“I bet the old lady finally had enough of his BS and clocked him”

For some reason this conjecture sounds reasonable to me. Several years back we were in South Africa when I became ill and had to call a local doctor who came to the hotel where we were staying. While he was treating me He mentioned that a couple of months prior he had treated John Kerry at the same hotel. I asked what he was like, and the doctor proclaimed John Kerry to be very quiet…”his wife did all the talking”, he said.
Soonerdiver

With a face like his… anything is an improvement! Would you like some 57 Sauce with that??
Dave Barry

Did he get a purple heart for this too?
Matt in Austin

Maybe a visit from Soros’ goons?

JJ

Bet he says he got that in Viet Nam.

Jerry Irwin

He has already put in for a medal and purple heart. I’m sure he deserved the
black eyes.

maxed

Should have stayed home like Shrub.

Michael

Actually, it was on a secret mission that Nixon forced him to go on in Cambodia….

SerfCityHereWeCome

Yup, the month BEFORE Nixon took office. :-)

les

was he in Viet Nam? Oh yes he was!!! Seems like I remember him mentioned that a few million times. CHe will seek the congressional medal of honor for a nose job.

maxed

Bush kept the Vietnamese out of Texas and Quayle kept them out of Arizona. Don’t know what Rush did. Probably took out 50 of them along with super patriot Ted Nugent.

Gigglez the Clown

He suited up with the Bruins and played for the missing goalie in a pickup game. And Mr. Kerry, btw, served in Viet Nam.

fred flintstone

kerry is a lousy traitor. he served the enemy.
notalib

Your kidding! John Kerry served in Vietnam? Jeez–I never knew. Did he ever mention it? [tongue in cheek & stuck after this comment.]
Maxed

Actually he shot an enemy with a rocket in the back and fox whined about the poor 15 year olds. Much like Hannity whining about Somali Pirates being sniped. Meantime I’ve heard of one of our famous snipers from the Vietnam era being a hero and he took out a 12 year old that had an AK. Of course he wasn’t a dem against a national guard hero. Kerry is a HUGE rich, hypocritical liberal tool but you really win no one over making up stuff. Those that cheer you on are probably the same clowns that had a problem with Clinton cheating and having sex with a subordinate but now say with Newt…Nothing wrong with that. No one is perfect. Said he was sorry!

Tom

He’ll be putting in for his Purple Heart soon!

Cathy

Liberal John Kerry, fell over his butler, how silly of him, on his yacht moored in Rhode Island, so he wouldn’t have to pay more taxes in Massachusetts. One of those millionaires radical liberal Obama is demonizing.

Greyshost

LOL! Maybe he can claim a national medal for HOCKEY BRAVERY!!

muddahen

Only thing I’ve seen Lurch play well is horse hockey.

David Foran

His secretary is already filling out the forms for another purple heart

US Senator Kerry

US Senator Teddy here. Cheer (hic up) up, Kerry, why the long face? Where did you (hic up) sleep after the stupor?

nifongnation

I am sure this injury is much worse.
Welcome Black Carter

He was” swift boated”

Rod Anders

That would be “swift bloated.”
Joe

Since it was while he was playing hockey, he was “Swift Boarded”!

Brent

at least he served in the war and wasn’t a chickenhawk like bush jr. and newt.

by the way, i served in the air force for 4 years and will NEVER vote for a chickenhawk.

i’m sure you would.

rangerrebew

So you voted for that honorable veteran Barack Obama? He isn’t a chickenhaw, he’s just a chicken just like that honorable veteran Bile Clinton.

Mike Florey

Nah, someone finally did what I’ve always wanted to do.
jimonthebeach

No, I think he fell on his yacht. You know the one he keeps in Rhode Island to avoid paying taxes in his home state of Mass. Too bad he didn’t crack his thick skull.

John

His wife beat him up.

A Son of Liberty

She really did beat him up!
Dulaney Glen

Most likely.

jasperddbgghost

Ketchup queen has a mean left hook.

Yeah, it’s a “left” hook….get it?

Danny

Kinda lame.

ChasM1

Not unless he walksl with his nose.

Scudbuster

She found out he was with a hot tomato!

http://sebassh.wordpress.com sebassh

Maybe Del Monte’s ketchup sales caused him to faint, face first.

Alice Ramirez

VERY good, jasperddbgghost!
Bhola

Cha Ching, good for an open hall pass

Crimson L

This is another lie from a politician on something that no one cares about. This is a nose job. Who cares.
Connie

Lol, maybe Teresa hit him in the schnozz with a bottle of Heinz ketchup!

Scudbuster

After she found him with a bottle of Hunts!

http://sebassh.wordpress.com sebassh

After she found with another bottle of Del Monte catsup ;)

Wil Whipple

Lovey….the riff-raff have don it again….this time BOTH eyes…..LOVEY!!!!
Brian Titus

Youu Raanngg???

hgrmd

Hey Senator Kerry, why the long face?

Doug N

That face is long because every time he lies, it grows outward, finally grew so large when he rolled over in bed his nose hit the floor.

Dawn West

By far the best comment! So True! can not stop laughing; thanks needed it!

Boston Bob

Sure it wasn’t a wind surfing accident?
Pat F

Quick, order another Purple Heart!

This guy is so full of it. He is pathological.
Ophilo Obarbo

Someone got the honor of administering due revenge.
Robert

His wife is a tough old bird.
Aaron

Looks like the teamsters finally got to him.

http://harleyrider1978.wordpress.com harleyrider1978

Lets hope another HOFFA story is comming LOL!

SamIAm

Yeah, now he’ll want the Medal of Honor or something.
Janice N.

I bet he got that wind surfing off of the coast of France.
Fred C. Dobbs

Whoever done, give em a medal!
yeahright

more like botched Botox treatment
Prorkba

Only comment I want to hear from kerry is that he’s resigning.
Johnny B.

I’d like to know who did it so I can offer to buy him a steak dinner.

gooddayguy

i sure wish i had done it , but thanks to whoever got it done.
Moogly

His plastic surgeon’s already quite highly paid.

informedvoteryoubetcha

Looks like a good “poster boy” image for the Demorat elitist, “the American people’s paychecks belong to the Government” jackass party!
andyme

He plays hockey? Does someone tie his skates?
Mike

Someone finally whooped his ass. Good. He needed it. hehe
betsp

He tripped over his wife’s money.

gussier

another excellent observation

andyme

Did someone tie his skates?

gfy2734

LOL
Stanley11

They put scotch tape on his blades and when he took that first step….BAM!

Bill Forquer

Bet he gets another purple heart.

cayotedog

My My aren’t we just full of ourselves. You and the others don’t personaly know this man and you talk trash? Says alot about who you are. If you don’t have anything nice to say perhaps you should not speak because there’s enough polution in the air. What have you contributed that’s positive in someone else’s life lately. Bet you can’t even stand next to this man and his many contributions to society, Shame on you Jim Masterson.