CONCORD, N.H. (CBS) — A New Hampshire man is under arrest after allegedly assaulting a grocery store employee early Tuesday morning.

Police say a female employee was taking boxes out to the dumpster when a man approached her asking if she needed help. The man, whom police identified as 21-year-old Jacob May, then allegedly claimed he was a vampire and began running towards her.

Police say May followed her as she ran inside the store yelling for help. The female told police May yelled, “just touch me, I can save you.” May allegedly wrapped his arms around her when she fell to the ground. Police say May then attacked another employee who tried to fight him off.

Police arrived a short time later. May allegedly told a responding officer that he was a “vampire, ghost rider, Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean, Mr. Miyagi from the Karate Kid, and a leader of a band.”

Police identified May as a suspect for a home invasion that occurred two days prior. Police say in both incidents, May was likely under the influence of either drugs or alcohol.

May is due in court on Tuesday and is being held without bail.




Comments (18)
  1. Annie Potts says:

    Vampire, ghost rider, pirate and bandleader. Now there’s one busy guy.

    1. Hiram Floss says:

      vampire? ghost rider? sounds more like a Nicholas Cage fan…

  2. Roy Barnes says:

    If only the grocery store employee would’ve driven a STEAK through his heart!

  3. billgjohnson says:

    It is very likely he is a DNC employee

  4. I guess this vampire prefers organic.

  5. Paul Roberts says:

    Vampire – As part of his sentence, Remove all of his teeth.

  6. Guy Hurd says:

    It must be a Trump supporter. Oh wait, I forgot, the nuts are Clinton people. Sorry. hahahahaha TRUMP WINS!!!!

  7. Everyone needs to read what was found in the Wikileaks Podesta emails. Search YouTube for Podesta Pizza or Spirit Cooking. Clinton and everyone around her are pure evil. This election was not just about saving our country but it was literally a war against the principalities of darkness.