BOSTON (CBS) – Fred Toucher and Rich Shertenlieb are radio guys, they don’t often do public service announcements — but when they do they come every so often in a segment they like to call “Know Your Armpits Of America.”

In the good ol’ U.S. of A, incest apparently isn’t necessarily off-limits in some states. This woman said her marriage has stopped her cousin from making advances on her before he supposedly set her house on fire out of anger. Did this story happen in…

A) Florida
B) Ohio
C) New Mexico

In other news, an 11-year-old boy called 9-1-1 after watching two dogs mate for an unknown length of time, worried about how long it had been going on. The 9-1-1 operator dropped a surprising amount of knowledge about the situation. Did that happen in…

A) Florida
B) Georgia
C) Alabama

Listen below and find out which Armpits of America delivered these crazy true stories: