Here is a look at our picks this week for programming on myTV38. See our program guide for the complete schedule of what to watch!

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Monday 6/30 – 5:00pm

The-King-of-Queens-LogoThe King of Queens
Doug buys a 70-inch TV to put in his sports-themed basement, but his dreams are crushed when Carrie’s father Arthur moves in.

Arthur: I got two words for you: I’m staying right here!
Carrie: That’s four words.
Arthur: Okay, I have another four words for you then: screw you!



Tuesday 7/1 – 6:00pm

Two-and-a-Half-Men-Logo-100x100Two and a Half Men
“The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump”
Charlie reluctantly drags himself to Jake’s soccer game. However, him and Alan realize it might not be too bad after all because there are a lot of attractive soccer moms.

Alan: You’re hitting on the Mother, aren’t you?
Charlie: Can’t slip one past you, Can I?
Alan: That’s not what a play-date is for.
Charlie: What? The kid plays, and I have a date. Everybody wins.



Wednesday 7/2 – 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
“The Barbarian Sublimation”
Sheldon introduces Penny to the world of online video gaming. He soon regrets doing so after she begins pestering him for advice.

Penny: Oh, my God! A treasure chest. I’m rich!
Sheldon: Level 3 and she thinks she’s rich. What a noob.
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Thursday 7/3 – 5:00pm

The-King-of-Queens-LogoThe King of Queens
“Richie’s Song”
Doug unsuccessfully tries to hint to Richie that his wife is cheating on him. Meanwhile, Arthur becomes neurotic over a deodorant he recently purchased.

Doug: Could you please try to be nice to Marie?
Carrie: I am trying. If I weren’t trying, she would have a fork sticking out of her neck.



Friday 7/4 – 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
“The Euclid Alternative”
In order to get Sheldon to confront his fear of driving, the gang decides that it’s time to stage an intervention.

Sheldon: I still don’t see why I need a driver’s license. Albert Einstein never had a driver’s license.
Howard: Yeah, but Albert Einstein didn’t make me wet myself at 40 miles an hour.
Penny: Yeah, and I never wanted to kick Albert Einstein in the nuts.



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