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This Week On myTV38: December 9-13

This Week On myTV38
Here is a look at our picks this week for programming on myTV38. See our program guide for the complete schedule of what to watch!

 

Monday 12/9 - 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
"The Grasshopper Experiment"
Raj's parents set him up on a blind date. However, problems arise when she seems to be more interested in one of the other guys.

QUOTE
Raj: [to Sheldon] If you do not stop hitting on my lady, you will feel the full extent of my wrath!
Leonard: I'm not hitting on her!
Lalita: And I am not your lady!
Howard: And you have no wrath.

 

 

Tuesday 12/10 - 6:00pm

Two-and-a-Half-Men-Logo-100x100Two and a Half Men
"The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
Alan becomes enraged when he learns that the reason for his low self-esteem is because of a dirty trick Charlie played on him as a kid.

QUOTE
Evelyn: [Alan is furious with Charlie] How are my boys doing this evening? [no response] Burrrr... Well, I think Mommy has the answer. Alan, if you find it intolerable, living under the same roof with the brother who betrayed you, then you and Jake can come and live with me.
Alan: [thinks it over, turns to Charlie, shaking his hand] We're good.

 

 

Wednesday 12/11 - 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
"The Loobenfeld Decay"
After listening to Penny sing, Leonard makes up an excuse so he doesn't have to go to her performance. However, Sheldon thinks the lie has too many loose ends and proceeds to come up with a new complex one to replace it.

QUOTE
[as Penny sings]
Leonard: What the hell is that?
Sheldon: I don't know, but if cats could sing... they'd hate it too.

 

 

Thursday 12/12 - 5:00pm

Friends LogoFriends
"The One with the Baby on the Bus"
When Monica takes Ross to the hospital, Joey and Chandler are in charge of baby Ben. Meanwhile, Phoebe has to compete with the new musician in Central Perk.

QUOTE
[Flipping a coin to choose between "ducks" and "clowns."]
Joey: Ducks is "Heads", because ducks have heads.
Chandler: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?

 

 

Friday 12/13 - 5:30pm

Seinfeld-LogoSeinfeld
"The Andrea Doria"
A survivor of a shipwreck beats George out of an apartment, so he decides to tell the landlords the tragedies of his life in hopes of getting it back. Meanwhile, Kramer takes dog medicine for a nasty cough.

QUOTE
George: Even if he did suffer, that was, like, forty years ago! What has he been doing lately? I've been suffering for the past thirty years up to and including yesterday!

 

 

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