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This Week On myTV38: October 14-18

This Week On myTV38
Here is a look at our picks this week for programming on myTV38. See our program guide for the complete schedule of what to watch!

 

Monday 10/14 - 6:00pm

Two-and-a-Half-Men-Logo-100x100Two and a Half Men
"The Devil's Lube"
After one of Charlie's oldest party-going friends passes away while visiting him at his beach house, he decides to reconsider his playboy lifestyle.

QUOTE
Charlie: I'm gonna leave this world the way I came in.
Alan: By Caesarean section?
Charlie: Alone.

 

 

Tuesday 10/15 - 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
"The Shiny Trinket Maneuver"
Sheldon gets in trouble with Amy because he isn't impressed with her accomplishment. Also, Howard must come to terms with the fact that Bernadette doesn't like children.

QUOTE
Penny: Sheldon, what is wrong with you?
Sheldon: Well, not much. Although, I can be faulted for being overly fond of koala bears. I don't know what it is. When they start munching on eucalyptus, I just melt inside.

 

 

Wednesday 10/16 - 5:00pm

Seinfeld-LogoSeinfeld
"The Puffy Shirt"
Kramer and his friend start a clothing line, and Jerry unknowingly agrees to wear a puffy shirt designed by them on TV. Meanwhile, George lands a gig as a hand model and becomes obsessed with hand safety.

QUOTE
Kramer: You'll be the first modern-day pirate, Jerry!
Jerry: But I don't want to be a pirate!

 

 

Thursday 10/17 - 5:30pm

How-I-Met-Your-Mother-LogoHow I Met Your Mother
"The Naked Man"
Ted thinks he found a new way to get his dates into bed after discovering Robin's date sitting on the couch naked.

QUOTE
Barney: All these years, I have been busting my hump with my secret identities and my tricks and my gadgets. I mean, I'm like Batman. But this Mitch fellow? He's Superman. He just rips off his clothes and he's good to go.

 

 

Friday 10/18 - 7:30pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
"The Einstein Approximation"
When Sheldon isn't able to solve a difficult physics problem, he decides to work with Penny in hopes that it will clear his mind.

QUOTE
Penny: Whatcha doing?
Sheldon: I'm attempting to view my work as a fleeting peripheral image so as to engage the superior colliculus of my brain.
Penny: Interesting. I usually just have coffee.

 

 

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