'Calling All CAHS' For Alleged Thief With Stolen Vacuum And Underwear

DARTMOUTH (CBS) -- Police in Dartmouth are using some colorful language in their appeal to the public for help trying to find a "masked dirtbag." The department shared photos to Facebook of a man who allegedly shoplifted from Walmart Friday morning and drove away in a Ford Mustang.

"Calling all cAHs...Calling all cAHs," police said. "DPD is looking for some help identifying this masked dirtbag, who decided to steal about $600 worth of merchandise from Walmart."

The department speculated that he would pawn or sell most of the stolen items, but officers are "100% certain" he'll be keeping "a vacuum - because he sucks!" and new underwear because. . . of how he'll react to seeing his photo all over Facebook.

Police are asking anyone with information to send them a Facebook message or call 508-910-1755.