By Matt Dolloff
BOSTON (CBS) — Bill Belichick walks into a bar. It knocks him out cold. Waka waka!READ MORE: Massachusetts Gas Prices Drop 2 Cents Amid 'Fears Of A Possible COVID-19 Global Economic Slowdown,' AAA Says
Silly jokes aside, what’s up with Bill Belichick’s face? He entered Tuesday’s press conference ahead of the Patriots’ AFC Divisional round matchup with the Kansas City Chiefs with a fresh shiner above his left eye. When asked about it, he delivered a typical Belichick deadpan: “I think I’ll live.”READ MORE: Boston College QB Phil Jurkovec To Stay At School, Won't Enter NFL Draft Until 2023
Surely the Patriots media will get to the bottom of this! Did Tom Brady hum a frozen football into Belichick’s face? Did Andy Reid try to Tonya Harding him with a crowbar? It’s likely that Belichick simply whacked his head on something, but this is the kind of thing that’s endlessly fun to speculate about as the mystery swirls around Foxboro.
Ultimately, none of this matters. But the world would be a better place if the Mystery of the Belichick Eye-Bruise was solved.MORE NEWS: Tuukka Rask Practices With Bruins On Monday
Matt Dolloff is a writer for CBSBostonSports.com. His opinions do not necessarily reflect that of CBS or 98.5 The Sports Hub. Follow him on Twitter @mattdolloff and email him at email@example.com.