By Matt Dolloff (@mattdolloff)
BOSTON (CBS) — “My cooking skills are off the charts.” For some reason, I find that hard to believe, coming from Gronk. But this is not the first time that the Greatest Tight End Of All Time If He Stays Healthy (GTEOATIHSH) appeared on a cooking program, so he at least has an interest in the culinary arts.
Here he is in a new video for Dunkin’ Donuts, celebrating “Dunksgiving” with an “Original Blend Brined Turkey”, topped with “Espresso Gravy”. Coffee and turkey flavors don’t sound like they’d mix together well, but the guys seemed to enjoy it.
Gronk may have cooked a lot for his college buddies, but Thanksgiving is a whole new ballgame. Forgive me for being skeptical that someone who tweets this could put together a worthwhile Thanksgiving feast.
Above all else, this video is missing one crucial component: a TURKEY SPIKE.
Would you let Gronk cook you Thanksgiving dinner? Well of course you would, but would you eat it?
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