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This Week On myTV38: July 21-25

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Here is a look at our picks this week for programming on myTV38. See our program guide for the complete schedule of what to watch!

 

Monday 7/21 - 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
"The Cushion Saturation"
Penny accidentally stains Sheldon's favorite couch cushion. Meanwhile, Howard and Leslie start dating, but he soon finds out that she is very controlling.

QUOTE
Penny: Oooh, is this one of those paintball guns?
Leonard: Yeah, you ought to come with us sometime.
Penny: Oh, no thanks. I'm from Nebraska; when we shoot things it's because we want to eat 'em or make 'em leave our boyfriends alone.

 

 

Tuesday 7/22 - 5:00pm

The-King-of-Queens-LogoThe King of Queens
"Court Date"
Doug forces Carrie to go on a date with a cop to get out of paying for her speeding ticket. Not knowing what's going on, Arthur thinks Carrie is having an affair.

QUOTE
Doug: You cut off a school bus?
Carrie: They were fifth graders. It's not like they were in kindergarten, they know how the world works.

 

 

Wednesday 7/23 - 6:00pm

Two-and-a-Half-Men-Logo-100x100Two and a Half Men
"My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
Jake goes to see a child psychologist after Judith convinces Alan that it's necessary. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to figure out the reason behind Alan's sleepwalking.

QUOTE
Alan: Remember, we have Jake's session first.
Charlie: Oh, man, I thought you didn't want him to go back to that quack.
Alan: I didn't, but Judith and I talked and we decided that what I want makes no difference whatsoever.

 

 

Thursday 7/24 - 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
"The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition"
Penny becomes jealous when an attractive woman moves in next door, threatening her position as the dominant woman in the building.

QUOTE
Howard: [Penny and Alicia are physically fighting] Oh, my God...girl fight! [Restrains Leonard]
Leonard: What are you doing?
Howard: I know you. You are stupid enough to break it up.

 

 

Friday 7/25 - 5:30pm

The-King-of-Queens-LogoThe King of Queens
"Do Rico"
Carrie gets turned on when Doug mimics the accent of the sexy foreign guy from work. However, he gets jealous because he doesn't think plain old Doug does it for her.

QUOTE
Doug: Admit it, Carrie. Another man's voice is turning you on.
Carrie: Maybe I am turned on by the fact that you are such a talented mimic. You ever think of that?
Doug: Oh, is that it? Well then, let's get Rich Little in here.

 

 

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