BOSTON (CBS) —  On the latest “Keefer Madness,” Rich Keefe investigates a man who is suing a woman to get his Harry Potter DVDs back.

Also, this woman is a stripper.

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A 32-year-old Houston man claims he was dating this woman, named Nomi, but things did not end well and now he’s having a hard time getting some of this stuff back.

The gentleman claims he loaned her over $2,000, a laptop and some DVDs. After Nomi refused to return these items, he decided to sue.

Nomi claims these were gifts, and claims she can’t give back what she “loaned” him.

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“I loaned him things too. How do I get my bootie and boobs back?” she said in the news report. “There are no refunds in a strip club.”

Making the story even more interesting: The DVDs he’s trying to get back are the entire Harry Potter collection.

But this story should just be a warning to faithful listeners.

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“We tend to be educational when it comes to ‘Keefer Madness,'” said Adam Jones. “Don’t loan a stripper your money, and it’s frowned upon to try and create any sort of layaway plan at a strip club.”