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This Week On myTV38: December 2-6

This Week On myTV38
Here is a look at our picks this week for programming on myTV38. See our program guide for the complete schedule of what to watch!

 

Monday 12/2 - 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
"The Big Bran Hypothesis"
Penny is furious when she finds out that Leonard and Sheldon snuck into her apartment while she was sleeping so they could clean it.

QUOTE
Leonard: You convinced me. Maybe tonight we should sneak in and shampoo her carpet.
Sheldon: You don't think that crosses the line?
Leonard: Yes... For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to... hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?
Sheldon: You have a sarcasm sign?

 

 

Tuesday 12/3 - 5:00pm

Friends LogoFriends
"The One Where Rachel Finds Out"
Chandler accidentally lets the cat out of the bag regarding Ross' feelings for Rachel, but when Ross returns from China, he has a new girlfriend.

QUOTE
Joey: ...I may only have a couple beers in me, but... I love you, man.
Chandler: I'm still on my first. I just think you're nice.

 

 

Wednesday 12/4 - 6:00pm

Two-and-a-Half-Men-Logo-100x100Two and a Half Men
"Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
Jake moves in with Judith and Herb after he finds out that Alan is sleeping with Eldridge's mom. Meanwhile, Charlie contemplates sobriety after an interesting night.

QUOTE
Judith: You don't sleep with your son's friend's mother.
Alan: No, no. you marry his pediatrician.
Herb: He's got you there, sweetie.

 

 

Thursday 12/5 - 5:30pm

Seinfeld-LogoSeinfeld
"The Soul Mate"
Kramer finds his soul mate; however, she is Jerry's current girlfriend. Also, Elaine's boyfriend gets a vasectomy to prove how much he doesn't want kids.

QUOTE
Jerry: She's got really nice hair.
Kramer: Oh, it's incredible. Although, I might replace her tortoise clip with one of those velvet scrunchies. I love those.
Jerry: You've got really specific tastes.
Kramer: Oh, I know what I want, Jerry.

 

 

Friday 12/6 - 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
"The Dumpling Paradox"
Howard seduces one of Penny's friends, so she is forced to sleep on the guy's couch for the night in the meantime.

QUOTE
Christy: There's my little engine that could.
Howard: Chugga-chugga-chugga...
Sheldon: There's another beloved children's book I can never read again.

 

 

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