Toucher & Rich's 'Know Your Armpits Of America': Squirrel Shootin'

There are places on this planet that are less desirable, according to the local news - and some are even in this country. Places where crazy or weird news stories seem to be the norm.

So Toucher & Rich are doing their due diligence to warn you about these "Armpits of America." Rich will give a short description of a real news story, and it's your job to guess where the story came from.

- The first story featured a police officer who was fired after dislodging his weapon and firing both his pepper spray and gun inside a store. What was he trying to shoot? A squirrel. Jon Wallach and Joe Haggerty from CSNNE had to guess where the crime happened, was it...

• Alabama
• Gary, Indiana
• Tennessee

- The second story involved a man reported as missing. When found by the authorities, he told them he was abducted by aliens. Is this man from...

• Tennessee
• Alabama
• Mississippi

Listen below and play along to see if you know your 'Armpits of America':

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