Strange But True: Obscure Mass. Laws

Nice picture, but I’ve yet to find the palm trees in Boston. Almost as rare as finding a new sidewalk. LT

You forgot some really good ones let me add them for you

Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.

All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.

It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.

No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.

Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.

It is illegal to play the fiddle.

Two people may not kiss in front of a church.

You can find many many more on dumblaws.com which is where i got all of these

You forgot the Mass. healthcahe insurance law.

That’s because it’s impossible to get a mule to walk DOWNstairs, I believe.

I fully support the law against spitting on a sidewalk. It’s so gross especially this time of year when that nasty salive freezes for weeks on end.

If you enforce the no spitting law, Chinatown will be empty in a week.

Can I turn myself in for the no walking, standing, or sitting on the grass in the Common? I’ve committed that violation LOTS

New Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge Allegiance to

the flag of the United States

of Sodomites to the degenerates

for which it stands one Nation

Under Sodomy with Liberty

and Justice Only for Sodomites.

It’s illegal to make clam chowder with tomatoes (obscure law, but not dumb, IMO).

why does the picture with the two mules have a Chicago police car in it?

Re: “it’s still against the law in Massachusetts to be affiliated with the Communist Party.”

I guess the next time a someone claims that another politician is a communist or subjecting us to communism we can tell him to call the police to have him or her arrested. Or stop hyperventilating.

Why did HP put a picture of CPIM (Communist party of India – Marxist) supporter’s photo in a section on strange MA laws????

How can you have a law against communism and not arrest every Democrat in the State?

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