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98 Mile Finals: Rich Keefe Vs. Fred Toucher

BOSTON (CBS) -- It all comes down to this.

Wednesday morning brought the final round of 98 Mile III, with Fred "Slippery T" Toucher going up against Rich Keefe.

Fred bowled through Marshall Hook in the first round and Jon Wallach in the semifinals, while Keefe took down Tony Massarotti in the first round and Jimmy Stewart in the semis.

For the finals, Rich Shertenlieb decided to change the game. It's not just about one-on-one personal attacks. This rap is opened up to all of Boston sports media, and the contestants were allowed to include their friends.

Fred used the Beastie Boys' "Sure Shot," and his gang included Jon Wallach (who went after Albert Breer), Marc Bertrand (who went after Indianapolis reporters Bob Kravitz and Gregg Doyel, as well as ESPN's Chris Mortensen), Rich Shertenlieb (who went after Gary Tanguay) and surprise rapper Andy Gresh.

Much respect to the Slippery T clique ... which includes Sarge as an honorary member.

(Scott Zolak submitted his audio much too late to be mixed into the rap. Come on, Zo!)

Rich Keefe used "Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta," and his gang included the biggest surprise guest of all -- Fred's wife. That hurts. Rich also included Tony Mazz (who threw some Fred Toucher insults out there), 98 Mile legend Cha-Chi Loprete, Billy Lanni, and ... Red Sox poet laureate Dick Flavin. And at the end, Michael Felger tried to jump into the fray before getting cut off by MC Keefer.

These two raps could not have been more different. Vote wisely.

We can't post the raps due to copyright restrictions, but if you heard them on Toucher & Rich, vote below!

Toucher & Rich will announce the winner on Thursday's show!

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