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Toucher & Rich's Sports Predictions

BOSTON (CBS) - 98.5 The Sports Hub's Toucher & Rich broke out the crystal ball Wednesday morning.

Fred, Rich and Wallach all take a look into the future and make some sports predictions that will happen soon. Who had the most accurate predictions of the future?

FRED

- When the second to last member of The Grateful Dead dies, the San Francisco Giants will have a kazoo memorial before the game.

- Bill Belichick will retire after the 2020 season, take a sabbatical during the 2021 season, and then he'll do television in 2022 and quit after two weeks.

- Jonny Gomes will get a TV gig after he can't catch on with a team after next season, and then he'll get into a fight with Kevin Millar about who is going to play the role of hick/fancy-free/home-of-the-brave analysis. It will come down to who is the folksiest.

RICH

- Chip Kelly will trade Demarco Murray back to the Dallas Cowboys. In part of the trade he will receive Brandon Weeden, who Kelly will go on and turn into the next Tom Brady because he's such a genius.

- Next season LeBron James will go full-on Sam Cassell and shave his head completely bald.

- Danny Ainge will trade the farm for Kevin Durant. In the first week of the season Kevin Durant will injure himself, never be the same and set the Celtics back for another five years.

WALLACH

- The Red Sox love reunions. Dr. Charles is just itching for a chance to bring everybody back, so he'll have the 10-year reunion of the 2007 champion in 2017 and the five-year reunion of the 2013 champion in 2018.

- Alexander Ovechkin turns 30 in September and he's almost at 500 career goals. Within the next five years he will land in the top five all time in the NHL goal scoring race, putting him one ahead of Jaromir Jagr. He will finish ahead of Jagr in goals scored for his career.

- Robert Kraft will get a bowl game at Gillette Stadium within the next five years.

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