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Adolfo Makes The Call: NFL Week 1

BOSTON (CBS) - Against soccer announcer Ray Hudson's advice, Adolfo just can't give up his dream of being a play-by-play broadcaster in professional sports.

"As adept as a three-legged giraffe on roller skates," Adolfo has tried broadcasting the Kentucky Derby and even the NHL Playoffs, albeit with very little success.

Thursday morning on 98.5 The Sports Hub's Toucher & Rich, everyone's favorite call screener and martial arts expert Adolfo Gonzalez decided to give the NFL a shot.

Who is "B-b-b-b-b-b Money Green?" Jake Walker? What is a fat crime?

Needless to say, Adolfo should stick to answering phones.

Listen below!

Adolfo Makes The Call: NFL Week 1

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