Guy Fieri is in the news, because he’s a man who’s always in the news. So Toucher & Rich played a little Guy Fieri-themed game on Monday morning.
First, they read some of the new sausage offerings from Fieri that are available in stores.
Who doesn’t want jorts-flavored sausages?
Fieri’s also offering some nacho-flavored sausages, a truly revolutionary idea.
Rich then read some menu items and asked Wallach and Fred to guess whether they are really on a Fieri restaurant menu, or whether Rich made them up.
Some of them included:
The No-Can-Beato This Taquito
Mac Daddy ‘Roni Salad
Chillin’ Like A Villain Margarita
Slam Bangaroo Chicken Chunk Bonanza
Guid-Olives or Guido-Lives
Taj Mahalla Chicken
Muffalata Pasta Salad
Jumpin’ Jack Fish