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This Week on myTV38: March 17-21

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Here is a look at our picks this week for programming on myTV38. See our program guide for the complete schedule of what to watch!

 

Monday 3/17 - 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
"The Benefactor Factor"
Sheldon wants Leonard to seduce a woman who is interested in donating to the university. This makes Leonard question how far he will go for science.

QUOTE
Leonard: She wants to have dinner and talk about my research.
Sheldon: An entire dinner to talk about your research? Where are you going, the drive-thru at Jack In the Box?

 

 

Tuesday 3/18 - 6:00pm

Two-and-a-Half-Men-Logo-100x100Two and a Half Men
"Kinda Like Necrophilia"
Alan gets very upset when he finds out Charlie stole his former high school girlfriend, and he plans on getting his revenge.

QUOTE
Alan: I loved Charity Kirschenbaum and you stole her right out from under me!
Berta: He's speaking metaphorically, right?
Charlie: Yeah... he was never on top of that.

 

 

Wednesday 3/19 - 10:30pm

Seinfeld-LogoSeinfeld
"The Shoes"
George gets caught staring at the cleavage of the daughter of the TV executive who is approving their script. Meanwhile, Jerry runs into an old girlfriend that he could never kiss.

QUOTE
Jerry: Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away.

 

 

Thursday 3/20 - 5:00pm

The-King-of-Queens-LogoThe King of Queens
"Parent Trapped"
Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to be the godparents of their baby, but Carrie is reluctant until they see a new couple take their place.

QUOTE
Carrie: That's gonna be a fun night. 'Hey, remember that thing about raising your kids if they're ever orphaned and helpless? Well, gotta give ya a big fat NO! Buh bye.'

 

 

Friday 3/21 - 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
"The Zarnecki Incursion"
The guys go on a quest to find out who hacked into Sheldon's online gaming account, but their behavior makes Priya angry.

QUOTE
Penny: [after Sheldon's game account got hacked] Sorry, Sheldon. I know that game meant a lot to you.
Sheldon: That game! Excuse me, Penny, but Doodle Jump is a game. Angry Birds is a game. World of Warcraft is a massively multi-player online role-playing... Alright, technically it's a game.

 

 

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