BOSTON (CBS) – Thursday night’s mean one thing on The Adam Jones Show: Role Play on Game of Jones!
Only this time we have Joe Murray and Adam Kaufman filling in for Jones and Rich Keefe, so on this latest edition the hosts alternate and wear many different hats during the segment and answer questions as a specific person.
Here are the questions:
1. You are Rajon Rondo. Do you want to be a Celtic for your whole career?
Kaufman as Rondo: “It depends what they add. Right now? Gun to my head? No! This team isn’t set up to win anytime in the near future. I like Brad (Stevens), we get along well, but we need another All Star in here. I don’t like change, I don’t wanna move. But if I have to leave to win then maybe I will.”
2. You are Stephen Drew. What are your plans for the rest of spring training?
Murray as Drew: “I’m taking ground balls at third base, shortstop and second base just trying to get ready for the season and hoping to be ready when the phone rings.”
3. You are Tony Massarotti. Do you have anything to say to David Ortiz?
Kaufman as Mazz: “David! Look I’m sorry! I’m sorry if you don’t like what I’m saying, but it’s true. You have an agreement! You have a contract! One more year…play it out!”
4. You are Danny Ainge. Why didn’t you make a move today?
Joe Murray as Ainge: “Eh, you know. Just didn’t get much value. I really value the players on my team. I just think the summer is the best time to make a move, and I just wanted to upset the fans by not doing anything at all. So I didn’t.”
5. You are Jim Boeheim. How do you really feel about the loss to Boston College?
Kaufman as Boeheim: “They shot well. We didn’t shoot the ball well. Are we disappointed? Yeah. You can’t win ’em all. We’re going to use it and try to motivate us going forward.”
6. You are Russian hockey head coach Zinetula Bilyaletdinov. Are you scared for your life?
Murray as Bilyaletdinov: “Yes very scared. I should have played Bobrovsky in net.”
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