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This Week On myTV38: January 13-17

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Here is a look at our picks this week for programming on myTV38. See our program guide for the complete schedule of what to watch!

 

Monday 1/13 – 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
“The Cushion Saturation”
Penny accidentally stains Sheldon’s favorite couch cushion. Meanwhile, Howard and Leslie hook up after a paintball game.

QUOTE
Penny: [after unsuccessfully trying to clean the paint off Sheldon's seat] What are we going to do?
Leonard: We? No, no, no. You had your chance to be “we” for like a year and a half now. Right now you are you, and you are screeewwwed!

 

 

Tuesday 1/14 – 6:00pm

Two-and-a-Half-Men-Logo-100x100Two and a Half Men
“We Called It Mister Pinky”
Charlie’s impotence causes him to rethink his relationship with women and his mother. Also, Jake seeks advice for dealing with a girl at school.

QUOTE
Jake: Uncle Charlie, I have to tell you about what happened at school today.
Charlie: You made the honor roll?
Jake: What’s that?
Charlie: Forget it

 

 

Wednesday 1/15 – 5:00pm

The-King-of-Queens-LogoThe King of Queens
“Fatty McButterpants”
Doug becomes determined to lose weight after he finds out that Carrie buys clothes for him at the “Big and Tall Shop”. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to protect his family by getting a safety dummy.

QUOTE
Carrie: Hey, babe, what are you doin’?
Doug: Looking at myself in various stages of fatness. Look at this, come here. Watch this, you can actually see me gaining weight. (Doug flips through photos) Aaaand, there goes my neck.

 

 

Thursday 1/16 – 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
“The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition”
Penny develops a rivalry with their new attractive neighbor because she threatens her female dominance in the building.

QUOTE
Howard: [Penny and Alicia are physically fighting] Oh, my God… girl fight!
[Restrains Leonard]
Leonard: What are you doing?
Howard: I know you. You are stupid enough to break it up.

 

 

Friday 1/17 – 6:00pm

Two-and-a-Half-Men-Logo-100x100Two and a Half Men
“That Voodoo That I Do Do”
Charlie bribes Jake to take a ballet class so he can pursue his teacher. However, problems arise when Jake falls for her himself.

QUOTE
Jake [about ballet class]: You didn’t tell me I’d be the only boy here.
Charlie: The odds are on your side.
Jake: What odds? I’m eleven!

 

 

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