This Week On myTV38: January 6-10

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Here is a look at our picks this week for programming on myTV38. See our program guide for the complete schedule of what to watch!

 

Monday 1/6 – 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
“The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis”
Christmas becomes a stressful time of year when Penny starts dating Leonard’s colleague, and Sheldon annoys everyone with his gift etiquette.

QUOTE
Sheldon: I don’t see anything in here a woman would want.
Howard: You’re kidding! You’ve got lotions, and bath oils, and soaps. That’s the estrogen hat trick!
Sheldon: What it is, is a cacophonous assault of eucalyptus, bayberry, cinnamon and vanilla. It’s as if my head were trapped in the pajamas of a sultan.

 

 

Tuesday 1/7 – 5:00pm

The-King-of-Queens-LogoThe King of Queens
“Prints Charming”
Carrie and Doug feel like their lives are lacking after they pick up another couples’ photos, so they decide to emulate what they see in them.

QUOTE
Arthur: If you ever need to get a hold of me just call 555-LOGS.
Doug: I guess 555-NUTBAG was already taken?

 

 

Wednesday 1/8 – 6:00pm

Two-and-a-Half-Men-Logo-100x100Two and a Half Men
“Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts”
After Alan falls from a ladder trying to fix the television reception, Charlie has to look after Jake. However, he regrets his decision after Jake blows his chances with a woman.

QUOTE
Charlie: Hey, buddy, how you been?
Jake: Life stinks.
Charlie: Cheer up, you’re still a kid. It gets much worse.

 

 

Thursday 1/9 – 7:30pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
“The Higgs Boson Observation”
Amy gets nervous when Sheldon hires a cute female assistant. Also, the pressures of space finally start to take their toll on Howard.

QUOTE
Penny: This is an eyelash curler. You put it on your eyelashes and squeeze close.
Amy: I don’t know. This looks like something used by Tinklebell’s gynecologist.
Penny: Well, I hope for her sake it’s not Captain Hook.

 

 

Friday 1/10 – 6:00pm

Two-and-a-Half-Men-Logo-100x100Two and a Half Men
“Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark”
Alan gets caught lying in order to spend time with Judith in secret. Meanwhile, Charlie realizes how much he would miss Jake if they got back together.

QUOTE
Alan [about Judith]: The point is, she wants to give it another try, and so do I. But we can’t let Jake know because we don’t want him to get his hopes up.
Charlie: Oh, buddy, why don’t you just take an electric sander to your testicles?

 

 

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