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This Week On myTV38: December 23-27

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Here is a look at our picks this week for programming on myTV38. See our program guide for the complete schedule of what to watch!

 

Monday 12/23 - 5:30pm

Seinfeld-LogoSeinfeld
"The Strike"
Kramer resumes his job at the bagel shop after a long strike. Meanwhile, George tries to find an escape from the holiday alternative to Christmas that his father created.

QUOTE
Kramer: So what happened to the doll?
Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. "A Festivus for the rest of us!"
Kramer: That musta been some kind of doll.
Frank Costanza: [Nods head] She was.

 

 

Tuesday 12/24 - 6:00pm

Two-and-a-Half-Men-Logo-100x100Two and a Half Men
"Santa's Village of the Damned"
Sandy begins cooking and cleaning obsessively, causing Charlie to warn Alan that his girlfriend is a nester; she becomes a lunatic during Christmastime.

QUOTE
Sandy: I find just a couple of drops of lemon juice on the dryer sheet really freshens up the whole load.
Berta: Really? I find just a couple of Valiums in my coffee keeps me from snapping necks.

 

 

Wednesday 12/25 - 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
"The Barbarian Sublimation"
Sheldon introduces Penny to the world of online video gaming, but he soon realizes his mistake when she gets addicted and constantly pesters him for advice.

QUOTE
Raj: It's like some kind of weird comic book crossover.
Howard: Like if Hulk were dating Peppermint Patty.
Raj: I always thought Peppermint Patty was a lesbian.
Leonard: No, that's Marcie. Peppermint Patty is just athletic.

 

 

Thursday 12/26 - 6:00pm

Two-and-a-Half-Men-Logo-100x100Two and a Half Men
"Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?"
Judith takes an unexpected vacation and drops Jake off with Alan. However, Charlie has to take care of him when Alan is audited by the IRS.

QUOTE
Alan: Please, I really need your help.
Charlie: Then you're headed for disappointment.

 

 

Friday 12/27 - 5:00pm

Friends LogoFriends
"The One Where Joey Moves Out"
Joey decides to move out after having a fight with Chandler. Meanwhile, Rachel and Phoebe decide to get tattoos, and Monica's dad doesn't approve of her dating Richard.

QUOTE
Rachel: Why didn't you get it?
Phoebe: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Rachel: Phoebe, how would you do this to me? This was all your idea.
Phoebe: I know, I know, and I was going to get it, but then he came in with this needle and, uh... Did you know they do this with needles?
Rachel: Really? You don't say, because mine was licked on by kittens!

 

 

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