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This Week On myTV38: November 11-15

This Week On myTV38
Here is a look at our picks this week for programming on myTV38. See our program guide for the complete schedule of what to watch!

 

Monday 11/11 - 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
"The Extract Obliteration"
Sheldon's relationship with Stephen Hawking is threatened over a game of Words With Friends. Meanwhile, Penny secretly enrolls herself in a college class.

QUOTE
Sheldon: Earlier today, I invited Professor Stephen Hawking to join me in the popular online game Words With Friends. Moments ago, he accepted my request! Do you understand what that means?
Howard: That somewhere right now, Stephen Hawking is saying, "Damn it. I meant to click no."

 

 

Tuesday 11/12 - 6:00pm

Two-and-a-Half-Men-Logo-100x100Two and a Half Men
"Untainted by Filth"
After Charlie and Chelsea set their wedding date, he and Alan go out. However, when they wake up the next morning, they discover themselves sharing a bed with a strange woman.

QUOTE
Alan: Who would've guessed that of the two of us, I'd end up being the care-free bachelor?
Charlie: If by care-free you mean broke and homeless, then everyone could have guessed that.

 

 

Wednesday 11/13 - 5:30pm

How-I-Met-Your-Mother-LogoHow I Met Your Mother
"Robin 101"
Robin thinks Barney is cheating on her until she discovers that he is getting dating advice from Ted.

QUOTE
Ted: For starters, don't ever cry in front of her.
Barney: Okay?
Ted: And whatever you do... don't cry in front of her four times.

 

 

Thursday 11/14 - 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
"The Fish Guts Displacement"
Amy takes advantage of Sheldon helping her while she is sick. Meanwhile, Howard tries to impress Bernadette's father on a fishing trip.

QUOTE
Howard: Really? Your wife makes you do stuff? You're a big, scary cop.
Mr. Rostenkowski: You're an astronaut, and your wife makes you do things, and she's only four feet tall.

 

 

Friday 11/15 - 5:00pm

Seinfeld-LogoSeinfeld
"The Caddy"
Kramer sues a wealthy heiress after she inadvertently causes him to crash his car, but Jerry sours the deal when he falls for her.

QUOTE
Elaine: This woman has never, not once, ever, as long as I've known her, worn a bra.
Jerry: That's just shameless.

 

 

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