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This Week On myTV38: November 4-8

This Week On myTV38
Here is a look at our picks this week for programming on myTV38. See our program guide for the complete schedule of what to watch!

 

Monday 11/4 - 5:00pm

Seinfeld-LogoSeinfeld
"The Hamptons"
The gang heads to the Hamptons for the weekend to visit some of their friends. George gets upset when he finds that his girlfriend enjoys topless sunbathing. Meanwhile Kramer accidentally steals lobsters from a fisherman.

QUOTE
Kramer: Hey, Jerry, rub some lotion on my back.
Jerry: Who are you, Mrs. Robinson?
Kramer: C'mon, and I'll rub some on you.
Jerry: That's not sweetening the deal.

 

 

Tuesday 11/5 - 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
"The Decoupling Fluctuation"
Penny is thinking about breaking up with Leonard, but Sheldon must make sure he doesn't spill the beans.

QUOTE
Leonard: So, I had to take Sheldon to the dentist this morning.
Penny: Really.
Leonard: Yup. I told him if he didn't bite the hygienist, I'd take him for ice cream.
Penny: Mm.
Leonard: I didn't have to take him for ice cream.

 

 

Wednesday 11/6 - 6:00pm

Two-and-a-Half-Men-Logo-100x100Two and a Half Men
"Mmm, Fish. Yum"
Alan is forced to take care of Judith's baby after her mom gets too tipsy. Meanwhile, Jake blackmails Charlie after he accidentally runs over Chelsea's cat.

QUOTE
Jake: If that's Sir Lancelot, who did you squish?
Charlie: Your hope of ever driving my car again

 

 

Thursday 11/7 - 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
"The Re-Entry Minimization"
Howard is disappointed because he gets little attention when he returns from space. Also, game night turns into a heated battle of the sexes.

QUOTE
Sheldon: [after losing at "Where's Waldo"] How could you not find him?
Leonard: Because he's hard to find! If he was easy to find, the books would be called "There's Waldo!"

 

 

Friday 11/8 - 5:30pm

How-I-Met-Your-Mother-LogoHow I Met Your Mother
"The Leap"
Ted reconsiders his career as he pulls an all-nighter for his firm. Robin finds out that Barney is in love with her. Meanwhile Marshall threatens to take a long-considered leap from the roof to the neighboring building.

QUOTE
Ted: I don't wanna be stuck in a crappy teaching job. No offense, Lily.
Lily: I got peed on three times today, so no argument here.

 

 

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