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This Week On myTV38: October 28 - November 1

This Week On myTV38
Here is a look at our picks this week for programming on myTV38. See our program guide for the complete schedule of what to watch!

 

Monday 10/28 - 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
"The Hawking Excitation"
The guys meet their idol, renowned physicist Stephen Hawking, and Sheldon tries to outshine his friends.

QUOTE
Penny: Why are you washing Howard's man panties?
Sheldon: Because if I don't, he won't give my paper to Stephen Hawking. He's a famous physicist.
Penny: Yeah yeah, I know. He's the wheelchair dude who invented time.
Sheldon: That's close enough.

 

 

Tuesday 10/29 - 5:30pm

How-I-Met-Your-Mother-LogoHow I Met Your Mother
"The Front Porch"
Ted finds out that Lily has been sabotaging all of his relationships after he learns she planted an earring in his bed that caused Karen to dump him.

QUOTE
Lily: Wait a minute! Those are your pajamas? You sleep in suit pajamas?
Barney: Of course. What else would I sleep in?
Ted: A coffin?

 

 

Wednesday 10/30 - 5:00pm

Seinfeld-LogoSeinfeld
"The Wife"
Jerry's girlfriend poses as his wife so she can receive a dry cleaning discount. Meanwhile, George tries to use the shower at the health club as a bathroom.

QUOTE
Jerry: I love saying "my wife," once I started saying it, I couldn't stop: "my wife this, my wife that." It's an amazing way to begin a sentence.
Cosmo: "My wife has an inner-ear infection."
Jerry: See?
Cosmo: I like that.

 

 

Thursday 10/31 - 6:00pm

Two-and-a-Half-Men-Logo-100x100Two and a Half Men
"Hi, Mr. Horned One"
Charlie's Satan-worshipping girlfriend places curses on both Charlie and Alan, and is only scared away by a certain someone.

QUOTE
Charlie: Secret elixir, huh? Well, I'm usually more of a bourbon guy but when push comes to shove I don't know what the hell's in that either.

 

 

Friday 11/1 - 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
"The Countdown Reflection"
Howard and Bernadette finally decide to get married, but they have to do it before his NASA launch. The gang works together to put on a wedding for them.

QUOTE
Howard: Close your eyes, put out your hand. I got you something special.
Bernadette: Come on, Howard. I'm not falling for that again.

 

 

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