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This Week On myTV38: September 9-13

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This Week On myTV38
Here is a look at our picks this week for programming on myTV38. See our program guide for the complete schedule of what to watch!

 

Monday 9/9 – 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
“The Einstein Approximation”
Sheldon turns to Penny for help to clear his mind after he is unable to solve a physics problem.

QUOTE
Howard: How long has [Sheldon] been stuck?
Leonard: Intellectually, about thirty hours. Emotionally, about twenty-nine years.

 

 

Tuesday 9/10 – 5:30pm

How-I-Met-Your-Mother-LogoHow I Met Your Mother
“We’re Not From Here”
Ted and Barney pretend to be tourists in order to pick up women. Meanwhile, Robin is having problems with her new Latino boyfriend.

QUOTE
Lily: Oh, here he comes – switch to big words.
Barney: Within a triad of solar periods, you’ll recognize your dearth of compatibility with your paramour and conclude your association.

 

 

Wednesday 9/11 – 5:00pm

Seinfeld-LogoSeinfeld
“The Switch”
Jerry decides to pursue his girlfriend’s roommate after he realizes that she finds him funnier. George thinks that his girlfriend is bulimic since she eats so much and doesn’t gain any weight.

QUOTE
“Don’t you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I’d have to dress different. I’d have to act different. I’d have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I’d need a new bedspread and new curtains. I’d have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I’d have to get new friends. I’d have to get orgy friends.” -Jerry

 

 

Thursday 9/12 – 6:30pm

Two-and-a-Half-Men-Logo-100x100Two and a Half Men
“That’s Summer Sausage, Not Salami”
Charlie tries to set up Alan with their sexy, rich new neighbor. However, when Charlie figures out her secret, he wants her as well.

QUOTE
“I’m broke, middle-aged, twice divorced, sleeping on your hide-a-bed, and sharing custody of a flatulent, under-achieving son.” -Alan

 

 

Friday 9/13 – 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
“The Pants Alternative”
Sheldon needs his friend’s help to overcome his fear of public speaking before receiving an award.

QUOTE
“A neutron walks into a bar and asks, ‘How much for a drink?’ The bartender says, ‘For you, no charge.'” -Sheldon

 

 

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