This Week On myTV38: September 2-6
Here is a look at our picks this week for programming on myTV38. See our program guide for the complete schedule of what to watch!
Monday 9/2 - 5:00pm
Seinfeld
"The Chaperone"
Jerry gets a date with a Miss America contestant, but they have to bring Kramer along as a chaperone. Elaine is hired by Justin Pitt to be his personal assistant. Meanwhile George learns what the Yankee uniforms are really made out of.
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Jerry: "I'm going out with one of the Miss America contestants, you wanna go?" Kramer: "What state?" Jerry: "Rhode Island." Kramer: "They're never in contention." George: "How do you know?" Kramer: "Because I've seen every Miss America pageant since I was six." |
Tuesday 9/3 - 7:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
"The Gorilla Experiment"
Sheldon attempts to teach Penny physics so she can impress Leonard. Howard becomes jealous when Bernadette becomes impressed with Leonard's research.
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Sheldon: "Why can't Leonard teach you?" Penny: "'Cause I want to surprise him." Sheldon: "Can't you surprise him in some other way? For example, I'm sure he'd be delightfully taken aback if you cleaned your apartment." |
Wednesday 9/4 - 5:30pm
How I Met Your Mother
"Not a Father's Day"
Marshall and Lily try to decide if it's the right time to have a baby. Meanwhile Barney celebrates a pregnancy false alarm.
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Lily: "Maybe it is a false alarm. Maybe she is not pregnant." Barney: "Lily, no part of Barney Stinson does anything less than a 110%. If one of my little Michael Phelps has got loose, he is swimming for a gold." |
Thursday 9/5 - 6:00pm
Two and a Half Men
"Camel Filters and Pheromones"
The guys run into trouble when Berta brings her 16-year old granddaughter to work who turns out to be extremely flirtatious.
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Prudence: [sunbathing, tries to hand Alan suntan lotion] "Can you put some of this on my back?" Alan Harper: "No!" Prudence: "If you don't, I'll burn." Alan Harper: "If I do, I will." |
Friday 9/6 - 7:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
"The Bozeman Reaction"
When their apartment is robbed, Leonard and Sheldon ask their friends to help them build a technologically advanced security system.
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Leonard: "Where did you get all this stuff?" Howard: "Eh, I got a buddy over at the Department of Defense." Leonard: "He just gave it to you?" Howard: "I'm sure he would've if I'd asked. Ironically, their security isn't all that good." |
