This Week On myTV38: September 2-6

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This Week On myTV38
Here is a look at our picks this week for programming on myTV38. See our program guide for the complete schedule of what to watch!

 

Monday 9/2 – 5:00pm

Seinfeld-LogoSeinfeld
“The Chaperone”
Jerry gets a date with a Miss America contestant, but they have to bring Kramer along as a chaperone. Elaine is hired by Justin Pitt to be his personal assistant. Meanwhile George learns what the Yankee uniforms are really made out of.

QUOTE
Jerry: “I’m going out with one of the Miss America contestants, you wanna go?”
Kramer: “What state?”
Jerry: “Rhode Island.”
Kramer: “They’re never in contention.”
George: “How do you know?”
Kramer: “Because I’ve seen every Miss America pageant since I was six.”

 

 

Tuesday 9/3 – 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
“The Gorilla Experiment”
Sheldon attempts to teach Penny physics so she can impress Leonard. Howard becomes jealous when Bernadette becomes impressed with Leonard’s research.

QUOTE
Sheldon: “Why can’t Leonard teach you?”
Penny: “‘Cause I want to surprise him.”
Sheldon: “Can’t you surprise him in some other way? For example, I’m sure he’d be delightfully taken aback if you cleaned your apartment.”

 

 

Wednesday 9/4 – 5:30pm

How-I-Met-Your-Mother-LogoHow I Met Your Mother
“Not a Father’s Day”
Marshall and Lily try to decide if it’s the right time to have a baby. Meanwhile Barney celebrates a pregnancy false alarm.

QUOTE
Lily: “Maybe it is a false alarm. Maybe she is not pregnant.”
Barney: “Lily, no part of Barney Stinson does anything less than a 110%. If one of my little Michael Phelps has got loose, he is swimming for a gold.”

 

 

Thursday 9/5 – 6:00pm

Two-and-a-Half-Men-Logo-100x100Two and a Half Men
“Camel Filters and Pheromones”
The guys run into trouble when Berta brings her 16-year old granddaughter to work who turns out to be extremely flirtatious.

QUOTE
Prudence: [sunbathing, tries to hand Alan suntan lotion] “Can you put some of this on my back?”
Alan Harper: “No!”
Prudence: “If you don’t, I’ll burn.”
Alan Harper: “If I do, I will.”

 

 

Friday 9/6 – 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
“The Bozeman Reaction”
When their apartment is robbed, Leonard and Sheldon ask their friends to help them build a technologically advanced security system.

QUOTE
Leonard: “Where did you get all this stuff?”
Howard: “Eh, I got a buddy over at the Department of Defense.”
Leonard: “He just gave it to you?”
Howard: “I’m sure he would’ve if I’d asked. Ironically, their security isn’t all that good.”

 

 

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