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This Week On myTV38: August 19-23

This Week On myTV38
Here is a look at our picks this week for programming on myTV38. See our program guide for the complete schedule of what to watch!

 

Monday 8/19 - 5:30pm

How-I-Met-Your-Mother-LogoHow I Met Your Mother
"The Chain of Screaming"
When his boss gives him a serious tongue lashing, Marshall wonders whether or not he made a huge mistake taking a job at a corporate law firm.

QUOTE
"I got screamed at three times today. Once in Korean. This is corporate America, Marshall. Screaming is a motivational tool. Like Christmas bonuses or sexual harassments. It's just good business." -Barney

 

 

Tuesday 8/20 - 7:30pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
"The Fuzzyboots Corollary"
Leonard learns that Penny's seeing someone but soon gathers up the courage, provided by help from his fellow nerds, to ask out another girl.

QUOTE
"You have about as much chance with her as the Hubble Telescope does of finding in the middle of each black hole, a small man looking for the light switch." -Sheldon

 

 

Wednesday 8/21 - 5:00pm

Seinfeld-LogoSeinfeld
"The Pick"
Jerry's romance with a model is ended when she misconstrues a nose scratch from a nose pick; Elaine sends everyone a revealing Christmas card.

QUOTE
"Volunteer work. See, that's what I love about the holiday season. That's the true spirit of Christmas. People being helped by people other than me. That makes me feel good inside." -Jerry

 

 

Thursday 8/22 - 6:30pm

Two-and-a-Half-Men-Logo-100x100Two and a Half Men
"Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"
Jake has a big crush on his chemistry tutor, but it turns out that the tutor has a crush on Walden; Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him.

QUOTE
"For God's sake Walden, I'm old enough to be your mother. Assuming a teenage pregnancy, of course." -Evelyn

 

 

Friday 8/23 - 7:30pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
"The Middle Earth Paradigm"
Leonard, Sheldon, and company put their social skills to the test at Penny's Halloween party, leading to a long and awkward evening.

QUOTE
"That's right! Cuz' that's how we roll in the Shire! " -Leonard

 

 

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