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This Week On myTV38: April 29 - May 3

This Week On myTV38
Here is a look at our picks this week for programming on myTV38. See our program guide for the complete schedule of what to watch!

 

Monday 4/29 - 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
"The Zazzy Substitution"
The guys are concerned for Sheldon's well-being as he searches for an alternative to human companionship, so they ask his mother for help.

QUOTE
Howard: Women, you can't live with them. You can't successfully refute their hypotheses.
Sheldon: Amen to that.

 

 

Tuesday 4/30 - 6:00pm

Seinfeld-LogoSeinfeld
"The Voice"
Jerry must decide between keeping his girlfriend and the funny voice he created to mock her; Kramer hires an intern to help him with menial tasks.

QUOTE
(Kramer reading the newspaper after finding out his restaurant idea was taken) "2.9% financing on a Toyota 1-ton! That was my idea too!" -Kramer

 

 

Wednesday 5/1 - 6:30pm

How-I-Met-Your-Mother-LogoHow I Met Your Mother
"Noretta"
The gang realizes that their romantic partner reminds them of one of their parents; Barney and Nora's romantic evening is ruined by a string of bad events.

QUOTE
Barney: Come on, Barney Stinson always turns it around.
Marshall: How?
Barney: Simple, I turned... it... around.

 

 

Thursday 5/2 - 5:30pm

The-King-of-Queens-LogoThe King of Queens
"Pour Judgement"
Carrie is hesitant to accept Doug's new gig as a part-time bartender until he starts bringing home large tips; Arthur plots a coup at the senior center.

QUOTE
Carrie: You're upset over something that happened 15 years ago at a stupid club?
Doug: "Stupid?" (sarcastic) That's why Bel, Biv, and Devoe were regulars.

 

 

Friday 5/3 - 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
"The Apology Insufficiency"
The FBI interviews the guys; Sheldon's answers he gives during the interview puts Wolowitz's security clearance in jeopardy.

QUOTE
"If ifs and buts were candies and nuts, we would all have a merry Christmas." -Sheldon

 

 

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