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This Week On myTV38: March 18-22

This Week On myTV38
Here is a look at our picks this week for programming on myTV38. See our program guide for the complete schedule of what to watch!

 

Monday 3/18 - 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
"The Pulled Groin Extrapolation"
Amy and Leonard get an unexpected chance to improve their acquaintance; Howard and Bernadette spend some time with Wolowitz's mother.

QUOTE
Mrs. Wolowitz: I don't know who you're talking to, but in or out! We don't need bugs!
Howard Wolowitz: The bugs only come here, because YOU'RE THEIR QUEEN!

 

 

Tuesday 3/19 - 6:00pm

Seinfeld-LogoSeinfeld
"The Fusilli Jerry"
Frank has an unfortunate accident involving one of Kramer's pasta sculptures; Kramer gets the wrong license plates in the mail; Estelle gets an eye job.

QUOTE
Well of course they're trying to screw you! What do you think? That's what they do. They can make up anything; nobody knows! "Why, well you need a new johnson rod in here." Oh, a Johnson rod. Yeah, well better put one of those on! -George

 

 

Wednesday 3/20 - 6:30pm

How-I-Met-Your-Mother-LogoHow I Met Your Mother
"The Wedding Bride"
When Ted takes a date to see a new movie, he is shocked when the story is based on his life, and that it is written by the man Stella left him for at the altar.

QUOTE
There's only one street where that is normal. Here's a hint: a big, yellow bird lives on it. -Barney

 

 

Thursday 3/21 - 5:30pm

The-King-of-Queens-LogoThe King of Queens
"Mammary Lane"
Carrie agrees to baby-sit her boss's son but is disgusted when the toddler is obsessed with her breasts; Spence's TiVo thinks he is gay.

QUOTE
First of all, I haven't beaten up a four-year-old since I was eight. -Doug

 

 

Friday 3/22 - 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
"Monopolar Expedition"
Penny and Leonard rethink their feelings for each other when he and the guys decide to spend the summer working at a facility at the North Pole.

QUOTE
Leonard: Howard, this is big science. You could be the engineer who builds the equipment that puts us on the cover of magazines.
Howard: I could also be the engineer that builds the crossbow that kills Sheldon.

 

 

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