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Here is a look at our picks this week for programming on myTV38. See our program guide for the complete schedule of what to watch!
Monday 3/4 – 7:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
“The White Asparagus Translation”
Leonard begins dating a woman whom Sheldon thinks is a perfect match with the group, but his enthusiasm proves to be disastrous for his friend.
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“If I am permitted to speak again, Doctor Sheldon Cooper for the win.” -Sheldon |
Tuesday 3/5 – 6:00pm
Seinfeld
“The Couch”
Jerry’s new couch is ruined when Elaine upsets a man with a bladder condition; Kramer starts up his new pizza business; George joins a book club.
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Elaine: So what did you end up doing with the couch? Jerry: I gave it to George. Elaine: Did you tell him it was peed on? Jerry: He said he was going to flip the cushion. |
Wednesday 3/6 – 5:30pm
The King of Queens
“Offensive Fowl”
After Doug almost hits a chicken with his vehicle, he decides to spare the lives of other animals and become a vegetarian, making Carrie very uncomfortable.
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Carrie: Doug, I don’t understand. You eat fast food two, three times a week. It never occurred to you that animals are involved? Doug: Because they don’t make it look like an animal! They’re very clever that way. |
Thursday 3/7 – 6:30pm
How I Met Your Mother
“Jenkins”
Marshall insists that his attractive co-worker explain to Lily why she kissed him; Robin discovers that she is the inspiration for a new drinking game.
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Barney: I had a drinking game based on Robin. Well, actually, it was on Robin. I poured peach schnapps into her belly button… Ted: Dude, we’ve been through this. Don’t tell me. Barney: Very well. She didn’t like it, anyway. Said it woke her up. |
Friday 3/8 – 7:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
“The Killer Robot Instability”
Penny’s comment about Wolowitz’s love life sends him into a depressed stupor, costing the fighting robot team its most critical member during a big competition.
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Penny: Your mom seems nice. Howard: People move away from her on the bus. |
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