It’s been a long time since Toucher & Rich helped out those looking for love, so they finally brought back “Dating On Demand.”

Unfortunately, the guy they featured this time around has no name attached to his video. But ladies, if you’re interested the guys will try to get you in touch with him… but not really.

So this single stud decided to do his video shirtless to show off his very pale body. He’s looking for either a real-life girlfriend or an internet girlfriend. He just ended things with his last internet girlfriend because of an issue he can’t quite understand.

After he goes over his list of musts, the guys wonder if beggars can really be choosers? He also introduces everyone to a very special person in his life, his cat Mr. Whiskers.

You won’t believe us until you hear it, but this cat can talk and has something to say to the ladies.