Rich was down in Miami for a radio convention this past weekend, and arrived just in time to watch the Miami Heat win the NBA Championship.

Rich decided since he was in town, he’d head down to the AmericanAirlines Arena to see what the scene was like. He knew he was in for a treat when he got down there and saw a guy break dancing — all alone. There was also a booth informing fans to wear white to the game.

Rich talked to one fan who said it game was Game 7, meaning that there would be no more games after because he was so sure the Heat were going to win. Then for some reason, he thought that it was really Game 4, not Game 5. This fan also had a whistle he was blowing while walking around, and Rich had a few things to say to him about that.

Rich then ran into a group of gentlemen with some really strange nicknames, and he asks them how a guy who doesn’t exist had been playing for the Heat.