Keller @ Large: End Of The World Saturday?

BOSTON (CBS) – Just when you thought you could look forward to a nice relaxing weekend after a long, rainy week, you hear that some nut bag in Oakland, California with a radio ministry is claiming that his own unique brand of biblical math has the world set to end Saturday night at around six o’clock.

Listen to Jon’s commentary:

Actually, he claims that’s Rapture time, when the chosen will be lifted up to heaven and the seven billion or so of us left behind will experience five months of natural catastrophes until the planet is wiped out, right in the middle of the baseball playoffs.

(I don’t buy it, and I expect you don’t either, but all kidding aside, if you do, please do not liquidate all your savings as some have reportedly done, just in case you need to resume normal life on Sunday.)

Anyway, I will admit that this most recent apocalyptic sham did get me thinking about what I’d do if the world really were about to come to an end Saturday night.

First thing I’d do is go out for a big barbecue dinner to think over my next move. No need to skip the baby backs and potato salad – I am officially off my diet.

If you think about it, there are quite a few things you wouldn’t have to worry about if we all had less than 36 hours to live.

No need to water the lawn, not that it needed it this weekend anyway.

I was going to trim my front hedge tomorrow, but now, I don’t think so.

The dog still needs walking, but that’s not a chore, that’s a pleasure. In fact, Buddy can pretty much pick what she wants for dinner when we get back.

I don’t think I’ll be counting down the hours watching everyone else do so on TV.

The end of the world means no more news, and one night a year is more than enough to watch a big crowd of people waiting for the ball to drop.

Instead, I’ll gather family and friends around and swap some stories about the good old days, have a few laughs, maybe get up a rowdy game of bocce.

There will be Italian food handy, and cold beverages of various types.

What else is there?

Bring on the end – but please make it wait until after the Bruins game.

You can listen to Keller At Large on WBZ News Radio every weekday at 7:55 a.m. and 12:25 p.m. You can also watch Jon on WBZ-TV News.

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    So, if I called this guy and offered him a $1,000,000.00 donation on Sunday, he would say no, the world will be ending.

    • Ajay

      Better yet… he should have no problem signing all of his assets, along with his followers’ assets, to me to be effective Sunday. They have no use for them and think of the ‘pionts’ they’ll get by making such a generous donation.

  • StanleyRamon

    I think I’ll head up north for some camping and a hike in the White Mountains. Hopefully I’ll make it to the top before 6 for the best view of the end, if it’s not too cloudy.

  • Willow

    Anyone who truly knows what scripture teaches would not get caught up in this. It’s sad that these type of people make a laughing stock out of the most beautiful book ever written, and our God.

    Jon, you spoke about being disprespectful about misspelling Gov. Deval’s name yesterday, yet you are being disprespectful my poking fun at people who truly believe they are leaving the world tomorrow. The Bible does teach of the day of Rapture, but of that day, no one knows. I am a believer in the word of God and would not think of poking fun at anyone’s beliefs whether I agree with them or not.

  • graywolf

    Am I to understand that I may be in a mall tomorrow and “chosen” people around me will just disappear? I have a few suggestions for the offering……do you think that’s allowed?

    Jon, I laughed when you said walking the dog was a pleasure. My husband and sons might have a different view. If it were the end of the world, I’d have a pre-party also and like the BBQ idea but would add lobsters and fried clams. Friends and family would be a given.

    This sounds like a good idea anyway. Maybe we should have non-end of the world celebrations!

  • Stephen Stein

    I say – good Christians, what about your beloved pets? Who will take care of them when the Rapture happens?

    Don’t worry – I have a solution for you. According to your scripture, I will not be among the saved. But for a reasonable fee (payable in advance, of course) I will promise to take care of your pets in the event that you are not around next week. Call now. Operators are standing by.

    • willow

      So, you are saying that because of our pets, Christians should stay behind and endure the tribulation period that the bible teaches will follow the rapture and usher in the anit-Christ, and it isn’t just for 5 months. What about your beloved family members who are left behind? That would break my heart more then leaving pets behind. How much will you charge to take care of them?

      • Stephen Stein

        I readily admit I am unschooled in the finer points of Rapture theology, but I wasn’t aware that believers had a choice – I thought you either went or not, depending upon some quality or belief that you did or did not have, and you couldn’t *choose* to stay behind with either pets or family members.

        If you know your family has enough sinners or non-believers to keep your pets happy after you ascend, then you don’t need to take me up on my offer. But if you’re leaving behind children who are not worthy of being taken, I don’t think I want anything to do with them!

    • Ron

      Someone’s already done that and sold some nice insurance policies. Or are you that guy? If so, bravo!

  • dismayed

    We’ve become a country of non-believers. Instead of having a cook-out or watching a ballgame, if I really thought the world was coming to an end tomorrow, I would be sure I was right with God, and ready to meet Him.

    • Stephen Stein

      I believe with complete faith in the coming of the Messiah. I don’t believe anyone knows when that might be, however. If today is my last day, I’m ready. But according to some believers’ theology, I’m going to be left behind. If that happens, no one will be more surprised than I.

      If you aren’t right with G-d, do you think one day would be enough to get right with Him? And if you think you are, why not appreciate your last day on Earth with loved ones?

      • mikey

        HEY STAN! You nailed it by posting Walter!

      • BostonIrish

        Great comment, Stephen. I agree.

      • StanleyRamon

        Yes, good comment Stephen and I agree, any day could be our last. We have no control over it, which is why I never wear a seat belt. Anyway this thread has become entirely too serious. Does anyone think this guy pictured above, resembles Walter, the dummy side kick of Jeff Dunham? See here

  • Joan K

    At least God decided to wait until the weekend. If the world ended during the week, just imagine the delays that would cause on the T. Of course, most T commuters probalby wouldn’t notice the difference

  • BostonIrish

    Oh, my! This is right up there with the Hale-Bopp nutjobs. Next, the Church of Scientology will be making some ridiculous announcement like Tom Cruise is the annointed Saviour!

  • graywolf

    I am sorry I took part in this discussion. I do not like that this person has decided to use God to promote whatever it is he thinks he is promoting. I do not like that he has spent millions on billboards to market his prediction when he would have been better served by helping families in need – children in need.

    However, willow and dismayed have made incredibly good points. It is his right to do and believe what he does as it is my right and all others here. To make fun of something a person believes is inexcusable and presumes that what you believe is in someway better or more important. I am ashamed I did. Truth be known, if I knew the world were going to end I’d be right where dismayed would be.

  • Willow

    When I see Tom Cruise on a cross with nails in his hands and feet, I will then call him Savior. I just don’t understand how people can make fun of Jesus, whom I believe is our true savior.

    • Stephen Stein

      @Willow – don’t tempt him! And if Cruise takes you up on it, don’t buy it!
      (I think the original commenter was making fun of Cruise, not Jesus.)

  • larrman

    Forget the rapture happening this weekend. It’s the end of the Mayan calendar on 12/20/2012 we need to worry about (LOL). I’d max out my credit cards if I knew in advance!

  • Ed

    Hey dismayed, do you realize your statement is idiotic? The USA is made up of all religions, some who believe in different Gods, some who believe in no Gods. Tell me you’re not that stupid? What ever a person believes in, they believe in. It’s their business, not yours.

    • Willow

      Just because a country is made up of many religions, it does not mean that they have a relationship with God. There is a very big difference between the two, but I don’t expect you to understand that. Besides, believe that everyone should believe what they want, and you’re right, what you believe or anyone else is none of my business.

  • big1968

    If God hasn’t told His own Son, why would He reveal it to this guy? For the record, I’m Baptist and a true believer.

    Mark 13:32 (New International Version)

    The Day and Hour Unknown

    32 “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.

    • Willow

      Amen, big1968. I’m a born again believer also, and you are absolutely correct in what the bible teaches.

  • Cinque

    I just hope and pray that Da Mayor doesn’t order a citywide evacuation.

  • emom

    THE SKY IS FALLING,, THE WORLD IS ENDING……. WHAT SHALL WE DO….. RUNNING AROUND LIKE CHICKEN LITTLE……OH NOOOOOOO…… OK sorry had to say it… this guy , just like all those in the past, is just trying very hard to stir up panic. WONDERFUL now we have people believing this guy and going to do stupid stuff…. We have seen it many times, and so many have taken their lives because of these whack jobs… I am not casting stones, But I believe in only one GOD, he will be the only one that knows when this life will end. As for disrespecting how others believe,, to each their own, In the end we will either be here breathing a sigh of relief, or begging for forgiveness, IF you believe. Either way IF I knew it was about to end, I would have a party with my family and dearest friends, enjoy the company, talk about the great times, and before the end sit around a huge pit fire roasting marshmallows and enjoying the last sunset and the company of family and friends.. Otherwise its business as usual and I plan on enjoying the day either way…. ~~~~~~ rumbling ~~~~~~ ………. Wait what’s that…… kidding….

    • Willow

      emom, when you really think of what the rapture means, how can any of these other things compare with meeting Jesus face to face?

  • John Cronin

    My golf club isn’t taking tee times for Sunday morning- said what’s the sense?

  • sean

    Canada always seems to avoid controversy, terrorist attacks, etc., so maybe I’ll just move there and I’ll be safe from the whole thing.

  • jaygee

    One has to assume that this fellow and his obedient followers haven’t done any food shopping this week. He will also be telling them on Sunday morning something like “Never mind, God called and told me it’s next year”.
    I think we should all treat each other like Christians. I, However, will not be resonsible for the consequences.

  • massman

    This guy is a “nut bag”? How is he any different than people who believe in any religion period? The guy is obviously extremely ignorant. But no more so than anyone who believes some guy walked on water thousands of years ago. Or made bread and fish fall from the sky. Or that the earth was created in 7 days. It’s no worse than dumbing down our children by trying to implement something as foolish as creationism in our schools. This guy is only making himself look ignorant. If he, and the rest of the bible thumpers would read some none fiction, and pick up a science book, we’d all be better off.

    • tsal

      Hi Massman – I pop in every now and then on here – less in recent months – and haven’t seen you hear much either. We’ve had this discussion before :) Don’t you think it is everyone’s right to believe as they want.

      • tsal


    • The Batman

      Science does not hold the anwers to the origin of the universe. There is a reason that the scientific explanation is called the “theory” of evolution. There is not one concrete fact to prove evolution yet people accept it as truth. However, there are more and more archeaological discoveries that continure to prove the accounts written in the Bible are accurate. Teaching children about creationism gives them the knowledge to be able to have a choice about what to believe and believing in the God of the Bible allows a person to believe in something greater and wiser than themselves.

      • tsal

        Batman, I had the very same thought about giving children the choice as to what they believe. My SIL does not think he believes in God. But he has already started reading Bible stories to his three-year old so he will learn about the Bible so one day he can form his own opinion.

  • Irish Lad

    Just to be on the safe side I’m not mailing in my mortgage payment until Monday :-)

  • Dee

    I do not believe him, but I must respect his right of religeon and his beliefs.

    Bur he has to respect mine too.


    • tsal

      Dee – one of the first good comments I’ve read

      • Dee

        Thank you TSAl, that is what is great about America, ‘ our freedom here ‘.

        Let this minister try this in the Middle East, he would be shot and to the wrong God.

  • Chappy


    I like the “nut bag” reference. Shows you have some. This guy is a wack job. People who need religion to justify their existence, all the power to ya, but don’t get all bent out of shape because a few people actually use common sense and some knowledge. Its their opinion just as its yours. “Poking Fun” what are we in second grade.

    Having faith is good, and if it keeps you going threw your day then its serves its purpose. But I personally think its there to serve the weak people that need a reason to live. I can still be a good person and not believe in a religion. If I am not going to heaven because I don’t bow down in front of someone, and go to Church every Sunday, then we have some issues.

    At least he isn’t Mormon though. Jesus came from another planet according to that religion….crazy wacky!!

  • mikey

    Whatever. I just hope there’s no such thing as reincarnation because I don’t want to go through this B.S. again.

    • Ron

      I am with you Mikey

    • dismayed

      Good comment, Mikey. Don’t worry, there isn’t, and we won’t.

  • Mark

    If it were true I wonder how many real atheists there would still be around.

  • Ellen

    The End of Times will come in it’s own time, Not by the rhetoric of a bunch of fanatics that seem to think they know more then Jesus himself does on when the End will be.

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