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I Am Bored, Bored..and Freekin' Bored!!

   Gary LaPierre I don't think it's just me, since my brother-in-law, a near professional ballplayer agrees.........baseball has become so freekin' boring I could scream.    Yes, some of it could be because my team (the Red Sox) is really sucking lately and losing to everyone but Billerica High, but damn have that these overpaid pompous asses slowed down the game or what!!!!      NO, that's not a question..and if it is it's strictly rhetorical.

     Today (Sun. afternoon) watching the Red Sox and the White Sox, middle to late innings, when Francona starts to screw up, which he does regularly, the White Sox decide to pinch-hit Manny so Tito brings in Papelbon early, 8th inning,  to save the day.   What's the first thing he does, he steps off the mound toward second base and (on national television) proceeds to blow snot out of both nostrils before he ever tosses a pitch.    He wipes the left nostril snot on his left sleeve, the right nostril snot on the right sleeve and steps to the mound, ready to do his infamous stare-down of the first hitter.........Manny "what's his face."

      Crucial point...Papelbon vs. Manny, Fenway Park, and what does Pap do with this ungrateful, useless, over-the-hill pig.... now from Chicago?     He hits him!!!    He freekin' hits him......and cut to the finish, Papelbon gives up the lead and a few more runs and loses the game for Boston.

     Between the Palelbon's of the world with that stupid stare-down to home plate, what a joke, and the Manny-type batters of the game spending more time stepping out of the batters box and re-adjusting "the boys", I'd much rather watch some double or Triple-A Baseball or maybe watching the grass grow than these overpaid snot-nose, dreadlocks pros who are boring me to freekin' death.

     Hugs!!

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